Now Bill’s a bird stuck on a wire,
It’s a situation oh so dire.
Poor, poor Bill is affixed to that wire.
‘Cause he made the rounds of the bars last night.
But things this morning just ain’t right.
He thought the bartender was a liar.
When he drank a brew loaded with fire!
But that’s why Bill can’t fly from said wire.
Oh that Bill so sad, so blue,
Has nothing to do but view his view.
Said the bartender, in charge of Bill’s brew,
“Do not under any circumstances, in any shape or form whatsoever,
Positively do not mix alcohol with Gorilla Glue!”
-MARIA BOLING